January 2012
5 posts
"Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that;...
(Fun game. Consume every time you read the word ‘drink’. Have one for reading the word ‘drink’. Oh…have another, then.) I like to drink. Not that much mind. Not any more, at least. I still have the odd night where I drink a whole lot more than I should and, somehow, end up naked in my bed except for my shoes and a beanie and clutching my shoulder bag which has a box...
Jan 23rd
3 notes
"Consider it an act of solidarity...one faggot to...
Odd Future are a hip-hop group. They played in New Zealand last week. Their leader is rapper Tyler, The Creator. And Tyler’s idea of lyrical creativity is along the lines of “fuck those faggot-y faggots”. As you can probably tell, today’s word starts with the letter D for ‘Dorothy’. As in, ‘friends of Dorothy’. As in ‘gays’. As...
Jan 22nd
"People look at me and see my brother."
I’m gonna use the ‘R’ word. Racism. It’s still alive, believe it or not. It just…it isn’t what it used to look like back in the bad old days. See, it’s now acceptable racism. Don’t know what I mean? Well…here me out; I don’t go a day without someone mentioning that I am, in fact, a different colour to them. Now, sometimes it’s...
Jan 9th
"Suzanne Somers; this is my BAD side!"
I’ve got a confession to make; I’m terrible with keeping up-to-date with things. Well…everything, actually. This blog, for example. This is the second entry and it’s only taken a couple of days…alright…weeks. It’s not really boding too well for my burgeoning “career” as a Wanker (I actually mean ‘writer’, but I’m going to...
Jan 7th
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
2012. This is the year where everything changes.  Not really. You see, for me, things will remain mostly the same. There will, however, be several aesthetic changes. For example, I won’t be smoking any more (God willing). Yeah…cigarettes and I have had a rocky relationship over the past 7+ years, but it’s finally time to let her disappear…like my hair has disappeared...
Jan 1st